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street'/><category term='ugly gay men'/><category term='fag'/><category term='allegation'/><title type='text'>Comments on Cogent Ascending: It's Ma Birthday Bitches</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/feeds/6789793012801577194/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html'/><author><name>Cogent Ascending</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/106254727472396495492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-3E0bJvu309g/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABpk/40fS6l6bEzA/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>15</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-5212745877421190479</id><published>2012-01-14T14:21:11.773-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-14T14:21:11.773-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Belated Birthday from the reader who is path...</title><content type='html'>Happy Belated Birthday from the reader who is pathetic at keeping up. &amp;lt;3</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/5212745877421190479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/5212745877421190479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1326579671773#c5212745877421190479' title=''/><author><name>LJRich</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10661722769207604133</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-74nfQMya2OM/TpbZnXNtVDI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ZkccCg3GMT4/s220/00502za8.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' 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Sneak Previews?</title><content type='html'>AAAAHHHH!&lt;br /&gt;Links?&lt;br /&gt;Samples?&lt;br /&gt;Sneak Previews?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/6630634032309739074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/6630634032309739074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1326137601994#c6630634032309739074' title=''/><author><name>Cogent Ascending</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15476372680326808970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02224047676254440543'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-3E0bJvu309g/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABpk/40fS6l6bEzA/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-301859600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-3079598549128923615</id><published>2012-01-09T09:40:14.135-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-09T09:40:14.135-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I think it means that you will push and push until...</title><content type='html'>I think it means that you will push and push until you get your way, close to your way, or make those who dare oppose you wish that things went your way... I&amp;#39;m giving in. The citizens of Pre-Chaos should be warned; one of its fellow humans is cogently sassy and unapologetic.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/3079598549128923615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/3079598549128923615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1326130814135#c3079598549128923615' title=''/><author><name>Magaly Guerrero</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18295455026184103230</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13503340108655007702'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_g1h5pm5zNbg/TSfcNrPel7I/AAAAAAAABOE/ya0xMRuQifQ/S220/Magaly.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1141886455'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-347360360171675524</id><published>2012-01-09T06:39:47.096-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-09T06:39:47.096-08:00</updated><title type='text'>@Mags: Me nan always said I insisted upon myself. ...</title><content type='html'>@Mags: Me nan always said I insisted upon myself. Don&amp;#39;t know what that means but I say absolutely. Go for it.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/347360360171675524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/347360360171675524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1326119987096#c347360360171675524' title=''/><author><name>Cogent Ascending</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15476372680326808970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02224047676254440543'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-3E0bJvu309g/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABpk/40fS6l6bEzA/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-301859600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-590319650432175959</id><published>2012-01-08T22:19:58.253-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-08T22:19:58.253-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;ve been thinking about you, wonder if your e...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;ve been thinking about you, wonder if your ears are ringing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have been writing this story, and there is a freaking character who insists on sounding like you. It actually started on your birthday, and he doesn&amp;#39;t want to be denied. I might have to give in and let him run wild in my story... what do you think?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/590319650432175959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/590319650432175959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1326089998253#c590319650432175959' title=''/><author><name>Magaly Guerrero</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18295455026184103230</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13503340108655007702'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_g1h5pm5zNbg/TSfcNrPel7I/AAAAAAAABOE/ya0xMRuQifQ/S220/Magaly.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1141886455'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-2741960780283091003</id><published>2012-01-05T10:09:34.636-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-05T10:09:34.636-08:00</updated><title type='text'>MY FAV!</title><content type='html'>MY FAV!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/2741960780283091003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/2741960780283091003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1325786974636#c2741960780283091003' title=''/><author><name>thegayte-keeper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14948903601663342276</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00835741104737830535'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='20' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ku2d8h0GYls/Tv0FPcFi-_I/AAAAAAAAKAk/pVI0EY09NME/s220/happy%2Bnew%2Brear1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-529928348'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6485410048313696770</id><published>2012-01-03T18:13:30.337-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-03T18:13:30.337-08:00</updated><title type='text'>For you gate keeper?
There&amp;#39;s always moist deli...</title><content type='html'>For you gate keeper?&lt;br /&gt;There&amp;#39;s always moist delicious cake.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/6485410048313696770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/6485410048313696770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1325643210337#c6485410048313696770' title=''/><author><name>Cogent Ascending</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15476372680326808970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02224047676254440543'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-3E0bJvu309g/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABpk/40fS6l6bEzA/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-301859600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-5031255280111338149</id><published>2012-01-03T10:39:16.671-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-03T10:39:16.671-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Would LOVE for Toy to come back to us! Any cake le...</title><content type='html'>Would LOVE for Toy to come back to us! Any cake left?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/5031255280111338149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/5031255280111338149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1325615956671#c5031255280111338149' title=''/><author><name>thegayte-keeper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14948903601663342276</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00835741104737830535'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='20' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ku2d8h0GYls/Tv0FPcFi-_I/AAAAAAAAKAk/pVI0EY09NME/s220/happy%2Bnew%2Brear1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-529928348'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-139342295354931396</id><published>2012-01-02T18:32:46.073-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-02T18:32:46.073-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh zombie goddess there are plenty of hunky black ...</title><content type='html'>Oh zombie goddess there are plenty of hunky black men, why only sexually enthrall just the one?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/139342295354931396'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/139342295354931396'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1325557966073#c139342295354931396' title=''/><author><name>Cogent Ascending</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15476372680326808970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02224047676254440543'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-3E0bJvu309g/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABpk/40fS6l6bEzA/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-301859600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-3411014454606281304</id><published>2012-01-02T16:50:59.927-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-02T16:50:59.927-08:00</updated><title type='text'>God, you are so fucking young.  I kinda hate you n...</title><content type='html'>God, you are so fucking young.  I kinda hate you now lol!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/3411014454606281304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/3411014454606281304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1325551859927#c3411014454606281304' title=''/><author><name>Texan Zombie Goddess</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09067779800849679835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11164682962004562059'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0wafnnvLXto/Tek4SBXI2_I/AAAAAAAADD8/xDRu9Xy8Dcw/s220/Memorial%2BDay%2B2011%2B209.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2042894010'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-7346840239274383039</id><published>2012-01-02T16:49:28.052-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-02T16:49:28.052-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I would love to enslave LL, but it would be strict...</title><content type='html'>I would love to enslave LL, but it would be strictly selfish lol. I may share...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/7346840239274383039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/7346840239274383039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1325551768052#c7346840239274383039' title=''/><author><name>Texan Zombie Goddess</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09067779800849679835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11164682962004562059'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0wafnnvLXto/Tek4SBXI2_I/AAAAAAAADD8/xDRu9Xy8Dcw/s220/Memorial%2BDay%2B2011%2B209.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2042894010'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-3473383286180302149</id><published>2012-01-02T16:32:46.086-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-02T16:32:46.086-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Asshole: you&amp;#39;re, simply, the best. I love you ...</title><content type='html'>Asshole: you&amp;#39;re, simply, the best. I love you in a platonic bloger sort of way.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/3473383286180302149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/3473383286180302149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1325550766086#c3473383286180302149' title=''/><author><name>Cogent Ascending</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15476372680326808970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02224047676254440543'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-3E0bJvu309g/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABpk/40fS6l6bEzA/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-301859600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6086766066917959667</id><published>2012-01-02T16:23:54.661-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-02T16:23:54.661-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I knew it! You were in the pen weren&amp;#39;t you? In...</title><content type='html'>I knew it! You were in the pen weren&amp;#39;t you? In the yard did they call you &amp;quot;Congenta Hot Ass End?&amp;quot; plucked eyebrows like a Chola, strawberry jam on your lips for lipstick.&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;ll bake a &amp;quot;special&amp;quot; cake for you, &amp;quot;file&amp;quot; it away in your memory. &lt;br /&gt;Happy Birthday You!&lt;br /&gt;http://www.submityourdude.com/videos/33286/giant-black-cock.html</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/6086766066917959667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/6086766066917959667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1325550234661#c6086766066917959667' title=''/><author><name>ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07814893244814088651</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10867079798618793670'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ob7XYHOtMnE/Szxj8cvlstI/AAAAAAAAAxI/IcMSSSMj8Ts/S220/fuckoff-neon.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-402663582'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-8758686199554841212</id><published>2012-01-02T15:18:54.542-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-02T15:18:54.542-08:00</updated><title type='text'>*clears throat loudly*

Present them . . .</title><content type='html'>*clears throat loudly*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Present them . . .</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/8758686199554841212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/8758686199554841212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1325546334542#c8758686199554841212' title=''/><author><name>Cogent Ascending</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15476372680326808970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02224047676254440543'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-3E0bJvu309g/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABpk/40fS6l6bEzA/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-301859600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-3727474646323149092</id><published>2012-01-02T14:46:45.873-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-02T14:46:45.873-08:00</updated><title type='text'>suck my crunchy chalupa and my chilli cheese nacho...</title><content type='html'>suck my crunchy chalupa and my chilli cheese nachos.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/3727474646323149092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/6789793012801577194/comments/default/3727474646323149092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html?showComment=1325544405873#c3727474646323149092' title=''/><author><name>Violentina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15659369929969971023</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02541137832518736637'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G7Hqv3GFVcU/TvwjkL3qc_I/AAAAAAAAAFg/Kd6x7uHtsBk/s220/IMG_0052%2Bcopy.png'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2012/01/its-ma-birthday-bitches.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-6789793012801577194' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/6789793012801577194' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-112966923'/></entry></feed>
