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street'/><category term='ugly gay men'/><category term='fag'/><category term='allegation'/><title type='text'>Comments on Cogent Ascending: Glorious and Triumphant: The Return of Bottom of t...</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/feeds/1738374150756452530/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html'/><author><name>Cogent Ascending</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/106254727472396495492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-3E0bJvu309g/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABpk/40fS6l6bEzA/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-3214362881395190670</id><published>2011-11-01T13:53:30.362-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-01T13:53:30.362-07:00</updated><title type='text'>@ LJ: anything for a loyal reader :)</title><content type='html'>@ LJ: anything for a loyal reader :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/3214362881395190670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/3214362881395190670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html?showComment=1320180810362#c3214362881395190670' title=''/><author><name>Cogent Ascending</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15476372680326808970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02224047676254440543'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CU-9p1fZW0o/ToZrVrXPB1I/AAAAAAAABkU/ihmoQ5ea5w8/s220/012.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-1738374150756452530' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/1738374150756452530' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-301859600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-7419246250280038071</id><published>2011-11-01T13:42:43.608-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-01T13:42:43.608-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My Dad is in construction......he&amp;#39;s 70, Cogent...</title><content type='html'>My Dad is in construction......he&amp;#39;s 70, Cogent.:)He owns the business and does all the labor himself. So, it &amp;quot;could&amp;quot; be true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news, I am literally rolling around in my chair in pain and dying from laughter with tears running down my face at &amp;quot;vivisected fresh water eel attached to a walrus&amp;quot;. Thank you for that Cogent!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/7419246250280038071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/7419246250280038071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html?showComment=1320180163608#c7419246250280038071' title=''/><author><name>LJRich</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10661722769207604133</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-74nfQMya2OM/TpbZnXNtVDI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ZkccCg3GMT4/s220/00502za8.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-1738374150756452530' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/1738374150756452530' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1228548946'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-5377933895745783939</id><published>2011-10-26T19:36:21.323-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-26T19:36:21.323-07:00</updated><title type='text'>@Gatekeeper: I&amp;#39;m living them more and more lat...</title><content type='html'>@Gatekeeper: I&amp;#39;m living them more and more lately. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;@Violet: You have such a charming way with words.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/5377933895745783939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/5377933895745783939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html?showComment=1319682981323#c5377933895745783939' title=''/><author><name>Cogent Ascending</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15476372680326808970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02224047676254440543'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CU-9p1fZW0o/ToZrVrXPB1I/AAAAAAAABkU/ihmoQ5ea5w8/s220/012.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-1738374150756452530' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/1738374150756452530' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-301859600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-8975866776723400033</id><published>2011-10-26T17:16:18.885-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-26T17:16:18.885-07:00</updated><title type='text'>he&amp;#39;s into &amp;quot;cunt-struction.&amp;quot;

he had ...</title><content type='html'>he&amp;#39;s into &amp;quot;cunt-struction.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;he had the courage to state he&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;looking for pleasure.&amp;quot; the way i see it, it&amp;#39;s gonna be a long search so recommend sand paper, and a towel or something he can bite while masturbating, no lube.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/8975866776723400033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/8975866776723400033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html?showComment=1319674578885#c8975866776723400033' title=''/><author><name>Violentina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15659369929969971023</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty 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type='text'>GOTTA LOVE THE BOTTOM!</title><content type='html'>GOTTA LOVE THE BOTTOM!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/4002341453049297001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/4002341453049297001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html?showComment=1319653476432#c4002341453049297001' title=''/><author><name>thegayte-keeper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14948903601663342276</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00835741104737830535'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iu2GgJnZPtU/ToZ48JvvyoI/AAAAAAAAIaE/nI0aLrbAClI/s220/bold.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-1738374150756452530' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/1738374150756452530' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-529928348'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-3695927101027961357</id><published>2011-10-26T08:15:40.159-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-26T08:15:40.159-07:00</updated><title type='text'>@ Penny:  I thought it was a penis at first too, b...</title><content type='html'>@ Penny:  I thought it was a penis at first too, but the longer I look at it the more this seems not only unlikely but impossible. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;@Mags: Sometimes, dear friend, if you look too long into the abyss it looks back into you.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/3695927101027961357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/3695927101027961357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html?showComment=1319642140159#c3695927101027961357' title=''/><author><name>Cogent Ascending</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15476372680326808970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02224047676254440543'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CU-9p1fZW0o/ToZrVrXPB1I/AAAAAAAABkU/ihmoQ5ea5w8/s220/012.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-1738374150756452530' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/1738374150756452530' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-301859600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-8803794233263931700</id><published>2011-10-26T05:06:54.722-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-26T05:06:54.722-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I read this, very slowly, and I wish you could see...</title><content type='html'>I read this, very slowly, and I wish you could see the faces I made. I should have taken your words about the &amp;#39;whole pleasure&amp;#39; bit. I wish I could bleach my eyes without dying of pain. And my mind too. Wow!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/8803794233263931700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/8803794233263931700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html?showComment=1319630814722#c8803794233263931700' title=''/><author><name>Magaly Guerrero</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18295455026184103230</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13503340108655007702'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_g1h5pm5zNbg/TSfcNrPel7I/AAAAAAAABOE/ya0xMRuQifQ/S220/Magaly.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-1738374150756452530' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/1738374150756452530' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1141886455'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-9031440138880992491</id><published>2011-10-26T04:57:36.728-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-26T04:57:36.728-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It took a moment to realize what the picture was, ...</title><content type='html'>It took a moment to realize what the picture was, then we I did realized, I wanted to vomit.  Just sayin&amp;#39;... :).</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/9031440138880992491'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/1738374150756452530/comments/default/9031440138880992491'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html?showComment=1319630256728#c9031440138880992491' title=''/><author><name>Texan Zombie Goddess</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09067779800849679835</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11164682962004562059'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0wafnnvLXto/Tek4SBXI2_I/AAAAAAAADD8/xDRu9Xy8Dcw/s220/Memorial%2BDay%2B2011%2B209.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.cogentascending.com/2011/10/glorious-and-triumphant-return-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8742074993556314410.post-1738374150756452530' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8742074993556314410/posts/default/1738374150756452530' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2042894010'/></entry></feed>
