Thursday, December 29, 2011

Please Stand By


I have lost my mind.

Where is my mind?

Ever done something because you had an overwhelming intuition it was the right thing to do?

I am awaiting the results of my intuition test in the frigid barren wastes of Michigan.

It is turning me into a grizzly bear.

Grrrr, baby.

This blog will return to its regularly scheduled nihilistic witticisms shortly.

Please stand by.

9 comments:

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  2. Michigan isn't even half as frigid as usual this year so suck it up honey rofl!!

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  3. Tell me you didn't run off with a big black man? Oh Lordy! I'll be getting a call in the middle of the night for me to pick you up.

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  4. Asshole Boyfriend, you are sooo wrong. I'm sure he ran off with a big blackish Hispanic man. They are probably rubbing together to keep cold, aren't you Cogent?

    I'm standing...

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  5. With the exception of red eye, who is obviously a spammer and will burn in hell for all of eternity while small baby chicks peck at his skinned testes, I love you all.

    Send me lots of positive thoughts, I really need something to come thru for me.

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  6. baby chicks pecking at his skinned testes!!! That is creative!
    I came here to say something, i forgot what it is!
    I hope your intuition will be proven correct!

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  7. My candle burns for you until is gone, my dear!

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  8. @ Greek: Thank you!

    @Mags: You are a dear sweet woman, thank you too!

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  9. By the way, I took the liberty of renting out your apartment while you're gone. A nice couple who promised me being on the State's sex offender list is a big mis-understanding and once you see her pretty face tattoo of the Lord, you'll understand why I went with them instead of the elderly couple who wanted to be near their gay grandchildren.

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Fucking Delightful!