Sometimes, in life, you end up searching for a needle in a hay stack.
I find, most often, when you're in those kind of situations, using fire to search through that hay stack causes some dick hole to show up and tell you, no, it wasn't a needle you were looking for after all, but a piece of string.
I'm not really sure how that analogy fits my current situation but it does somehow.
As of this time tomorrow I will officially be bankrupt.
People keep telling me not to talk or write about it but I can't figure out why.
I don't feel particularly shameful as it's a reflection on my credit score, which has been either non-existent or shitty since time immemorial, and it's not like that's going to change any time soon.
I will miss driving places though.
It just seems like I keep living that moment in "Death Becomes Her" where Meryl Streep drinks the elixir of life and then Isabelle Rosallini gives her a warning about its down sides.
Five years of that ladies and gentlemen.
No matter what I do I can't seem to win when I play by the rules.
Well, now I'm going to quit the game early and retire to some back water hovel in the swamp so I can sell jar spells and curse attractive white people who remind me of the luxury and wealth I've left behind.
Just a few more loose ends to light on fire and every single bridge will have been burned.
I'd say wish me luck but that just seems like asking for trouble at this point.
What the fuck happened? Please don't tell me you are going to be selling yourself on Ebay now or anything!
ReplyDeleteI wish that was an option trust me.
ReplyDeleteJust time to cut my losses and know when to quit.
Karma karma karma
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've done anything bad enough to get five years of bad karma. Besides the bankruptcy is a good thing. That's why I cant figure out why everyone is making such a fuss about discussin it. Also I just got rid of the most toxic person I've ever met in my life so that's one more thing to add to the list of blessings in recent months.
ReplyDeleteReal classy anonymous. What do you think karma is thinking about you right now when you're hitting someone when they're down with your cunt-like remark? I also notice the only people who bring up karma are the twonks who need/delight to add to someones pain. Your belief in karma is punishment enough to something broken like you.
ReplyDeleteNo worries. I know more people than not who've filed for bankruptcy. Russ's mom, my mom, Russ's sister Sandy (she has a few scams going on). Russ AND me. It's a nifty trick to get rid of bill collectors for a 100 bucks, and here I thought you got the clap.
@Asshole: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteAwe, asshole.
You rock my face off.
The up side is with my overtime for this month and my new nifty lack of debt I have a shit tone of cash now, so, you know, YAY!
Yet another person who doesn't understand the concept of Karma. Mr. Anonymous, if you're going to spout off about it, perhaps you should read up on it, first. Karma doesn't work like that, although, I'm sure that you can only understand the western bastardization of the concept, because the original Eastern concept is too hard for your bird brain to follow, amirite?! Karma is NOT the same as "what goes around, comes around", plus your comment makes you a flaming knob.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about it Cogent, like Asshole Boyfriend, I know a crapton of people who have filed for it. Including me, one of my exes and both of my parents.
@ Lj: lmao!!! Awe. Flaming knob. That just sounds unpleasant.
ReplyDeleteFlaming knob is what you get when you occasionally take drugs and then play with vivisected fresh water eels. :D
ReplyDeleteWhat? I didn't say that.:D