Glorious and Triumphant: The Return of Bottom of the Barrel

I'm not especially fond of old people in general.

Sexually even less so.

I'm of the opinion there should be a global standard able to accurately determine how much you produce and compare it to how much you consume.

The day the consumption goes above the production value, regardless of age, you ought to be euthanized by being given a fuck ton of really great drugs and sent off to die on an iceberg.

Think of all the jobs we could create in the iceberg manufacturing sector.

Having said that please prepare yourselves mentally to meet whitedragon4l.

In honor of the blog title let us start at the bottom.

Whitedragon4l expects us to believe he is in construction at the age of 54.

I suppose he could be a supervisor or something but the only thing valuable about telling people you work in an industry notorious for being unemployed for long stretches of time is the assumption you're a hunky slab of chiseled man meat.

Based on whitedragon4l's choice of photos we can see, clearly, this is not the case but more on the photo later.

Above this we see he is a versatile bottom, read he is a total and complete power bottom 99% of the time, has unsafe unprotected sex and still thinks somehow, at the age of 54, he has managed to dodge every sexually transmitted disease shaped bullet known to gay man.

I suppose the "anything goes" choice could apply to his mentality meaning he is into every and any thing sexually but when you set up these profiles, as I have, the only other two options are always play safe and never play safe so I'm not really sure why there is an "anything goes" option at all.

It leaves me pondering why someone this old, who has already chosen such a horrifying profile photo and has  literally nothing else to offer a gay man of sexually consenting age, would put something any gay man with any fucking brains would immediately read as meaning this person is a literal Typhoid Mary, pun intended.

the cameraman for this shoot got syphilis just from taking the photo 

Above this we come to the reason for the graphic and explicit photo of a vivisected fresh water eel after it has been surgically, and comically, attached to a walrus, nature's mistake. It would seem whitedragon4l is not yet out.

Apparently at the ripe old age of 54 this man has yet to muster the courage or balls necessary to live his truth and not be ashamed when other people find out his glorious facade as a construction worker is but an empty sham and he does in fact love having his depths plundered by any a willing gay man, of which, I can't imagine there are many.

Then there is the lovely tit bit about his occasional drug use.

So you occasionally use drugs, like whenever you need to muster the courage to have your kitty punched, but somehow expect people to think despite being high when you fuck you still somehow manage to properly screen your sex partners to detect the possibility of STD's as well as having the alacrity and wherewithal to use protection, every time?

I call bullshit.

 if this is what Hollywood get's from "occasional drug use" what hope does this dirty old fucker have?

Then we have proof perhaps this geriatric gay is high more often than not when we read his profile bio.

I didn't know what "whole pleasure" was until I googled it and now I really wish I hadn't.

The results are not safe for work and lets just leave it at saying it's a euphemism meaning old boy here likes to go shoulder deep in another mans nether mouth to see if the vestiges of his humanity/dignity may be hiding somewhere in the rusty recesses of another dudes bowels.

But also he's bisexual.

So don't worry, he's, like, totally still all man and shit.

He just likes to get his ass fucked every now and again after he's ingested the appropriate amount of methamphetamine and poppers.

I included this dirty bugger to the already abysmally pathetic bottom of the barrel bunch because his types are the only kind I seem to attract online.

 every secret admirer I've ever had

I have no idea why.