I Still Love You Patty Stanger

I was ambling through my twitter account today when I came across all this outrage over the Millionaire Match Maker Patty Stanger's comment that she finds it hard to match gay men because they are notoriously promiscuous and prone to shed any attempts at monogamy the way shingles causes you to shed layers of your skin.

oy! what a shicksa!

Of course all the non-slutty gays went straight to the internet and had absolutely no impact because there's literally only about four of them and they're so hideous to behold we don't claim them as gays in the first place.

In fact one is only gay by default because he's so atrociously deformed he realizes he has a better chance at being someones sloppy bottom than he ever would being some poor girl's sloppy top.

The rest of the bleeding heart politically correct media seems to have quite a lot to say despite not being gay or, apparently, having ever been exposed to a single gay person.

I find this side splittingly hilarious since the show they're all in a twat over is filmed, produced, edited, and essentially created moment by moment in Las Angeles where you can't swing an aborted fetus without hitting a gay something.

Man, dog, woman, tranny whatever.

Is anyone really going to call foul over a match maker expressing frustration about matching gay men due to their slutty behavior?

That's like getting upset if a match maker expressed frustration over trying to match Nazi's because of their inherent hatred of all things not Aryan.

Gay men are total sluts.

Completely.

100% of the time, every day, all day long, and for most of every night.

Basically whenever they're conscious.

If they're not slutty it's because they're too ugly to get laid.

Or they're still unsure about the mechanics behind their own erections in which case they're probably only eleven or twelve and a few months shy of becoming full on raging homo slut-cicles.

I am a gay man and while I wouldn't sit here and call myself a slut that's only because I can prove people read this blog and would hate to ruin a chance at getting laid by someone hot because they think I'm promiscuous!

If gay men don't like the stereotype they should try harder.

Otherwise be grateful for the Patty Stanger's of the world still keeping the myth dream of gay monogamy alive.